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Grocery Shopping Alone Other Rock Stars Suck My Boyfriend's Girlfriend (Isn't Me) Liar She Never Says 'Not' My Place or Yours The Point Game Hotter Than I Was Psycho Girlfriend Did You Sleep Last Night? But I Don't Love You Matching Set of Three Promise Me Make It True Merry Nondenominational Holiday That You Suck Stop Messaging Me |
Liar
You were a friend, I gave you my trust I never suspected that you might be slime You did something you knew would disgust me and then you lied for three months at a time Chorus: You're a liar and I hope something really bad happens to you You heard me right, I want you to suffer like a McDonald's employee Maybe if your time is taken up by stress you won't have time to annoy me Chorus I hope you wake up at four AM every night for the rest of your life I hope you only find ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife Chorus Not something tragic like your horrible flaming death Just something really really annoying Something that makes you seethe with every breath That would be really worth enjoying Chorus I hope you get an inexplicable rash from something in your home you can't get rid of I hope you have lots of stupid fights every time you think you're in love I hope you end up living with your folks and listen to them nag about chores and money I don't want something tragic like you losing all your limbs but hopefully something just as funny Chorus x2 |