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Psycho Girlfriend
Cowritten with Bart Romanek It wasn't very long ago, I got myself a girl. Then she called me every night, She said I was her world. A friend said, "How's your girlfriend? Should we throw a celebration?" I said, "We haven't had the Girlfriend status conversation" Chorus: Psycho girlfriend followed me home Psycho girlfriend listened on my phone Psycho girlfriend still has my key Psycho girlfriend, why do you love me? She came around my house at night, When everything was still. Before she walked away she left me Presents on my windowsill. Three days is not enough for me, So I put it to an end. But now she's pissed and now I see, I've got a psycho girlfriend. Chorus She's sure not a time waster, Carries around a turkey baster. I thought it was just a f*ck, But she hired a U-Haul truck. Chorus She said that she would die, If I didn't phone. But I just want to know, What's she doing in my home? But her life is on my conscience, And she's telling all her friends That I'm using her and she'd be lost If this ever ends. Chorus All her stuff is in my house, I've got to burn and purge. Before you get a girl beware The psycho urge to merge. |